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[El actor principal se mueve espasm\u00f3dicamente de espaldas al p\u00fablico con un rotulador en la mano\u2026 Se detiene a intervalos muy cortos, alej\u00e1ndose un paso de un peque\u00f1o atril que tiene situado frente a \u00e9l\u2026]<\/p>\n\n\n
<\/td>\n[Sus brazos se mueven con precisi\u00f3n, recayendo en detalles que pasar\u00edan inadvertidos para el resto de los mortales\u2026Pero el resultado acaba en una bola de papel que cae a los pies de la primera fila del p\u00fablico\u2026]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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[Emprende una nueva intentona, esta vez redondeando los trazos con toda la exactitud posible\u2026 Sus l\u00edneas son claras, sin tachones\u2026 Y acaban envueltas en otra bola de papel que corre a recoger un ni\u00f1o para ver de qu\u00e9 se trataba\u2026]<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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<\/td>\n[El actor principal mira al cielo en busca de inspiraci\u00f3n\u2026 De repente inicia con movimientos r\u00e1pidos y repetitivos el nuevo reto. Esta vez parece estar saliendo a la perfecci\u00f3n\u2026 Pero eso fue antes de darse cuenta de que no sirve para nada\u2026 Otra bola m\u00e1s que atrapa al vuelo una delgada mano blanquecina\u2026]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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[El protagonista niega cabizbajo la lamentable situaci\u00f3n que le est\u00e1 abordando e intenta de nuevo luchar contra los elementos\u2026 Esta vez intenta algo minimalista, algo simple\u2026 Algo que es ahogado entre sus manos de nuevo y lanzado a sus espaldas\u2026]<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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<\/td>\n[Tras un instante de vac\u00edo mental llega al protagonista una idea genial\u2026 Algo que ha repetido miles de veces y que sabe como representar al mil\u00edmetro\u2026 El sudor empieza a resbalar por la frente del actor, que saca la lengua nerviosamente mientras repasa su nueva creaci\u00f3n\u2026 Como las dem\u00e1s, acaba rodando hasta el precipicio donde acaban las tablas\u2026]<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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[La desesperaci\u00f3n se hace patente en el rostro del actor, que pone sus brazos en jarra en busca de una explicaci\u00f3n l\u00f3gica a lo que est\u00e1 pasando\u2026 Pasa su mano por la frente y mirando al suelo espera la llegada de una gracia que parece no haberle sido concedida\u2026 Luego dibuja\u2026 Arranca\u2026 Arruga\u2026 Y lanza\u2026]<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

[El protagonista se encoge de hombros resignado, pone el tap\u00f3n al rotulador que ha estado utilizando y se dirige al p\u00fablico\u2026]<\/p>\n

– Lo siento, como habr\u00e9is podido apreciar, soy incapaz de hacer un dibujo en condiciones\u2026 Admiro a los que son capaces de ello, porque creo que debe haberse nacido con ese don para poder dibujar esas joyas\u2026 Triste pero cierto\u2026 En fin, por muchos comics que lea s\u00e9 que nunca podr\u00e9 llegar a encandilar con un l\u00e1piz en las manos\u2026 Si quer\u00e9is babear un buen rato con las maravillas que hace gente m\u00e1s h\u00e1bil en esto, visitad este colegio tan especial\u2026<\/p>\n

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<\/td>\n\u00a1Que le vamos a hacer\u2026! Tendr\u00e9 que vivir con esta lacra el resto de mi vida\u2026 Nos vemos\u2026 :) [El actor principal abandona el escenario dejando sobre el atril un dibujo titulado \u201cAutorretrato Al\u00e1mbrico\u201d\u2026<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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