{"id":281,"date":"2004-09-16T12:04:02","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T12:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hangingstars.com\/tbt\/2004\/09\/16\/the-swamp-song\/"},"modified":"2004-09-16T12:04:02","modified_gmt":"2004-09-16T12:04:02","slug":"the-swamp-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hangingstars.com\/tbt\/2004\/09\/16\/the-swamp-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The Swamp Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>[El protagonista estornuda una vez m\u00e1s&#8230; Saca el pa\u00f1uelo del bolsillo con cara de resignaci\u00f3n y tras sonarse con estr\u00e9pito y reponerse del esfuerzo, continua con la funci\u00f3n&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8230;Cuando empiezo a estornudar es cuando tiemblo&#8230; Y no porque sea debido a la fiebre que trae la gripe, que casi nunca llega a afectarme&#8230; Sino porque s\u00e9 que una de mis peores pesadillas puede hacerse realidad&#8230; Y emp\u00edricamente, un desdichado 25% de las ocasiones acaba sucediendo&#8230; El grifo de mi nariz se queda abierto y una a una, en un plic plic incesante, mi nariz va dejando caer gotas de agua&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Si no fuera por este contratiempo propio de las fechas que se avecinan, el oto\u00f1o y el invierno ser\u00edan perfectos para m\u00ed&#8230; Pero como no hay m\u00e1s remedio, y no puedo aguantar que mi nariz parezca que tenga una ca\u00f1er\u00eda rota, es cuando los pa\u00f1uelos hacen acto de presencia&#8230; Una verdadera arma de doble filo&#8230; Por un lado evitan que convierta la sala en la que me encuentre en un oc\u00e9ano, pero por otro me destrozan la nariz&#8230; :___( Y as\u00ed es como poco a poco la piel de alrededor se reseca y empieza a aparecer \u201ceso\u201d&#8230; Algo parecido a una peque\u00f1a quemadura, supongo que por la fricci\u00f3n de los pa\u00f1uelos&#8230; :S<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que hace unos d\u00edas&#8230; La historia ha vuelto a repetirse&#8230; Y ahora, a mi ya de por s\u00ed poco agraciada cara, se le han a\u00f1adido en la parte baja de mi nariz y la parte superior del bigote esas manchas que espero que desaparezcan en breve&#8230; Suelen hacerlo en una semana&#8230; Pero esta vez, pese a las adversidades y cosas feas que han pasado los \u00faltimos d\u00edas (y que me ahorrar\u00e9 comentaros), he decidido tom\u00e1rmelo con una sonrisa&#8230; Porque tengo un GRAN motivo para hacerlo&#8230; As\u00ed que mientras mi cara luzca esta marca me har\u00e9 pasar por&#8230; Tachaaaaaaaaaaan&#8230; <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dccomics.com\/features\/swampthing\/index.html\">La Cosa del Pantano<\/a> (o \u00abSwampy\u00bb para los muy amigos, y no se aceptan traducciones \u00ac\u00ac)&#8230; :)<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"187\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hangingstars.com\/tbt\/wp-content\/uploads\/old\/weblog\/swampthing.gif\" height=\"349\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Hay que decir que esta vez podr\u00eda haber elegido a <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.patfullerton.com\/batman\/pix\/villains\/twoface1987.html\">Dos Caras<\/a>, porque uno de mis perfiles sigue siendo el de siempre&#8230; Igual de horrible, por supuesto&#8230; Pero me atra\u00eda m\u00e1s el otro personaje&#8230; Si quer\u00e9is solidarizaros con la causa, incluso he inventado un nuevo <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/paul.merton.ox.ac.uk\/ascii\/smileys.html\">smiley<\/a> que me har\u00e1 m\u00e1s llevadera la espera hasta que no quede rastro de esta lacra&#8230; El smiley oficial de los resfriados con s\u00edndrome de La Cosa del Pantano&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><font size=\"+7\">:~<\/font><br \/>\nUser is Swamp Thing<\/center>Ahora que lo pienso, bien podr\u00eda ser el del Hombre Elegante&#8230; Acogedlo con ternura y embadurnadlo con pomada&#8230; :$ Quien sabe si alg\u00fan d\u00eda no podr\u00eda ser uno de vosotros&#8230; :)<\/p>\n<p>Hoy alguien muy especial para m\u00ed recorrer\u00e1 mil kil\u00f3metros para ver esta cara (con esta nariz incluida, no me dig\u00e1is que no tiene m\u00e9rito)&#8230; Adem\u00e1s es un d\u00eda muy especial para ella&#8230; No porque vaya a conocer a uno de los personajes del comic m\u00e1s interesantes del panorama (La Cosa del Pantano siempre ha sido uno de mis favoritos), sino porque encima es su cumplea\u00f1os&#8230; Y lo va a pasar subida en un tren&#8230; Nadie hab\u00eda hecho algo as\u00ed por m\u00ed&#8230; Y creo que aunque no diga abiertamente de quien se trata, se merece que sep\u00e1is lo maravillosa que es&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>As\u00ed que todas las palabras me parecen pocas para explicar lo que siento y las ganas que tengo de volver a estar con ella&#8230; Incluso <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.globalstarregistry.org\/?SID=5\">regalarle una estrella de las de verdad<\/a> me parecer\u00eda demasiado poco&#8230; Espero ser un buen regalo de cumplea\u00f1os&#8230; Con un lazo quiz\u00e1s gane algo de atractivo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hangingstars.com\/tbt\/wp-content\/uploads\/old\/weblog\/20040916.jpg\" height=\"350\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[El protagonista estornuda una vez m\u00e1s&#8230; Saca el pa\u00f1uelo del bolsillo con cara de resignaci\u00f3n y tras sonarse con estr\u00e9pito y reponerse del esfuerzo, continua con la funci\u00f3n&#8230;] &#8211; 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