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[La noche es bochornosa\u2026 Un olor a pintura para pl\u00e1stico parece abordar toda la sala impregnando incluso la ropa de los asistentes\u2026 El calor ayuda en gran medida a que el olor se haga m\u00e1s insoportable\u2026 Parece llegar a marear, por lo que la se\u00f1ora que se encarga del guardarropa no tarda en entrar a la sala y abrir los peque\u00f1os respiraderos para que entre algo de aire fresco y el ambiente no se enrarezca a\u00fan m\u00e1s\u2026
\nEl protagonista aparece en escena embadurnado de pintura\u2026 Las manchas recorren toda su ropa en trazos de todos los colores y cubren sus brazos y cara\u2026 Como si hubiera sido objeto de una broma pesada y le hubieran utilizado de lienzo mientras dorm\u00eda\u2026 Afortunadamente no le han dibujado unos bigotes de Dal\u00ed ni nada parecido\u2026
\nEl actor llega al centro del escenario e intenta adecentar su aspecto de alg\u00fan modo\u2026 Pero al ver que es una misi\u00f3n imposible encoge los hombros ante los asistentes y da inicio a la funci\u00f3n\u2026]<\/p>\n

– Lo he intentado de todas las formas\u2026 Primero empec\u00e9 por un lado\u2026 Pretendiendo ver lo positivo de todo esto\u2026 De lo que pasa\u2026 Le he dado mil y una vueltas y cuando casi parec\u00eda que lo ten\u00eda me he dado cuenta de que apenas estaba en el inicio\u2026 Con todo descolocado\u2026 As\u00ed que me decid\u00ed a volver sobre mis pasos y mirarlo desde otro punto de vista\u2026 Mir\u00e9 y remir\u00e9\u2026 Por un momento ve\u00eda las cosas claras\u2026 \u201cEs f\u00e1cil isca, s\u00f3lo un poco de paciencia y todo llegar\u00e1\u201d, me dije\u2026 Y me puse de nuevo manos a la obra\u2026 Pero al poco rato la desilusi\u00f3n volvi\u00f3 a ahogarme\u2026 Ya no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 hacer\u2026 Incluso he intentado hacer trampa y pintarlo todo del color que me conviene\u2026 Pero ni eso ha funcionado\u2026 Ya veis el \u00e9xito\u2026 :(
\nAunque me dieran las instrucciones<\/a>, creo que nunca llegar\u00eda a entenderla y entenderme\u2026 Por mucho que insistiera e intentara hacerlo\u2026 As\u00ed de ca\u00f3tica es mi esperanza\u2026 \u00bfPor que las cosas a veces son tan complicadas como un cubo de Rubik?\u2026<\/p>\n

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– Ya lo dec\u00eda la Rana Gustavo\u2026 No es f\u00e1cil ser verde\u2026 Pero porque preguntarse el porque preguntarse\u2026[El protagonista se retira mirando sus manos pintadas de un color indefinido\u2026 Justo cuando llega a la altura del tel\u00f3n de fondo, el foco que le alumbraba pasa a enfocar uno de los laterales, por el cual aparece un peque\u00f1o personaje verde impecablemente trajeado para la ocasi\u00f3n. Sus larguiruchas ancas no pueden llevar al p\u00fablico a ning\u00fan equ\u00edvoco\u2026 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Es la mism\u00edsima Rana Gustavo en persona!!! Mejor dicho\u2026 En rana\u2026 :)
\nKermit llega al centro del escenario y se dirige a los boquiabiertos asistentes\u2026]<\/p>\n

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– \u00a1Saludos! Aqu\u00ed la Rana Gustavo, y hoy me gustar\u00eda hablaros un poco sobre el color verde. \u00bfSab\u00e9is que es verde? Bueno, yo lo soy por una raz\u00f3n. Sab\u00e9is, las ranas son verdes, y yo soy una rana. Y eso significa que soy verde, \u00bflo veis?[Entonces suena la m\u00fasica y Kermit despu\u00e9s de tragar saliva con poco disimulo empieza su canci\u00f3n\u2026]<\/p>\n

\u201cIt’s not that easy bein’ green
\nHaving to spend each day the color of the leaves
\nWhen I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold
\nOr something much more colorful like that<\/p>\n

It’s not easy bein’ green
\nIt seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
\nAnd people tend to pass you over ‘cause you’re
\nNot standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
\nOr stars in the sky<\/p>\n

But green’s the color of Spring
\nAnd green can be cool and friendly-like
\nAnd green can be big like an ocean
\nOr important like a mountain
\nOr tall like a tree<\/p>\n

When green is all there is to be
\nIt could make you wonder why
\nBut why wonder, why wonder?
\nI am green and it’ll do fine
\nIt’s beautiful!
\nAnd I think it’s what I want to be\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Kermit \u2013 It\u2019s Not Easy Being Green<\/em><\/p>\n

[\u2026Y el foco se desvanece y lo verde se vuelve oscuridad\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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